Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
Randomize
