Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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