big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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