Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Last time i carry you out of a forest
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
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