Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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