You really coming over, don't trick.
god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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