I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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