U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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