brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
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