HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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