Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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