I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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