Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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