Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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