if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
my penis made a compromise with my morals
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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