As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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