proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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