Dual....:-)
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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