The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
is it fun? or sober?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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