I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Are my feet made of real feet?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
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