Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I think I have vodka in my lungs
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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