I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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