Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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