Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
Randomize