my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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