are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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