Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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