She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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