apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
