Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
This is the high leading the old right now
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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