are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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