Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I seem to have left my pride at pride
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize