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Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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