Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
How's work?
Spinning.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
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