i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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