So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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