She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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