Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I'm bleeding and have questions
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