Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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