she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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