My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I miss vodka workout Fridays
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
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