Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
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