epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
And the cops told us we were all naked.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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