My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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