you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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