I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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