I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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