i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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