Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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