some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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