i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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