therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
