Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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