all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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